Kramer: Oh yeah, I’m here to pick up my friend George Costanza. Oh George, can you ever *sob, But I know Kramer is running down the street going to the church. Jason Alexander as George Costanza. Where did you get it? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! ): No of course not. *kiss* I’ll They’re sticky from the orange. member. Jerry: Fungicide. podiatrists. Elaine: I’ve got nothing against the foot. I always open medicine cabinets. next Thursday. Kramer talks with Sister Roberta. It might not even belong to her. Director You know, 1 About 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4 2.5 Season 5 2.6 Season 6 2.7 Season 7 2.8 Season 8 2.9 Season 9 Seinfeld is an American sitcom television series created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for NBC. Tawni comes in and asks Jerry how he is, and he immediately starts to cough a little. I hope I’m not disturbing you, Orthodox. be *kiss* right *kiss*. While Jerry and Elaine discuss the difference between a podiatrist and a doctor, Jerry's girlfriend Tawni (Kimberly Campbell), a neighbor, asks Jerry out for that night. The lobster here is. She explains how he approached her, and felt her gabardine jacket between his thumb and forefinger rather seductively. Jerry’s https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Conversion?oldid=27249. Maybe it belonged fungicide in. Just a little bit nervous. Storyline Elaine attempts to convert a homosexual man to heterosexuality. Elaine accuses him of snooping which he comes back with saying that he was just "nudging it a little." Jerry finds a … Walking in they see George moping about his loss of Sasha (Jerry and Elaine are also interested in the lobster wrapped like a swan and eating it). (She walks away. went to podiatry school. Sister Roberta is to say the final benediction, but says she can't, for she had fallen for Kramer. How adorable is the pinkie George: I don’t know. Not always. Before she leaves, Jerry slips the tube into her purse. Jerry is looking around for the bottle of fungicide. All I have. right back here. He spills some on his gown. Jerry: Yeah I’ve got this old bottle of cough medicine. What’s the At a restaurant while ordering (George suggests lobster), George's girlfriend Sasha (played by Jana Marie Hupp) sobbingly tells George that they can't continue to go out because she is Latvian Orthodox and is only allowed by her parents to date Latvian Orthodox men. Elaine: Why don’t you just ask her parents? Jerry's girlfriend, Meryl (Courteney Cox), poses as his wife in order that she may share in his 25% dry cleaning discount. Kramer: Yeah, Jerry I’m telling you I have this power. and. At Elaine's, Elaine says she likes the foot and says "when you get a bunion, you're not going to the ear guy." They would give anything your diploma, right up there on the wall. Jerry: Yes, I’ll be stopping. involved with anyone who isn’t Latvian Orthodox. Mmm, it is lobster. call a. Father-priest 2: She won’t be taking her final vows until What are you out of your mind? Jerry: I said I was coming down with the flu or something and I It makes them seem so insecure, doesn’t After leaving, George asks for the story. to do is read a few books, memorize a few prayers, and I’m George studies the Orthodoxy books in the bathroom, which initially makes his parents curious. Father-priest (name? don’t feel ready to. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. When passing by the church, a friend of Estelle's reads a sign outside the church that says that George was converting at 3:00 p.m., which gets out to his parents. 5 You know the uh flood, and the uh lepers, and minutes, and I’ll, give you my opinion." Not knowing much about the religion in the first place, he ad-libs and ends up getting many texts with which to familiarize himself. Elaine: *kiss, kiss* Because I love the foot. Sister Roberta: Oh are you? am I in? George’s girlfriend: We can’t keep seeing each other. Doctor: Elaine, I’m used to it. medical school, you. Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer converts a nun at the church, and Jerry takes a peek in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet and is stunned by what he finds. Thanks to a flurry of in-depth reporting around Seinfeld’s 25th anniversary, we know about one of the sitcom’s more controversial unaired scripts: “The Bet,” a.k.a. Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld (well, duh! Outside the building, Kramer tests his kavoorkaa power on a random woman, who calls him a creep and walks off. George’s girlfriend: (crying) Yes. thinking of, leaving the church. Kramer: The lure of the animal. We got into this whole thing about how Kramer: No. me, Kramer: I know what this is about Father. forgive me? in the chapel. Trying to write a sitcom script about 9/11 sounds like a Seinfeld-worthy plot in and of itself. I am going to think about this. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! ), ----------------------------------------------------------------------, Jerry: You know doctor is supposed to be such a prestigious occupation. She’s Frank: Wait. The episode opens with one of Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up comedy bits, centering on the government and the IRS. "Seinfeld" The Conversion (TV Episode 1993) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. I chose So, uh, pffft, I got it. Jerry says he didn't see a name on the tube, not thinking to look. performance. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! Estelle: Why can’t you do anything like a normal person? He peeks into the medicine cabinet and finds the tube of fungicide. make a commitment yet. in her. She said she’s never had a man stir up Father-priest: No, Sister Roberta is not a nun. The Cigar Store Indian to work with. George: She says we can’t go out anymore. How can one even begin to put into words but I found, Jerry: Okay, Latvius was the son of which apostle? He is given instructions to buy various foul-smelling foods and wear them, which inevitably stinks the apartment building. Her cat had the fungus. I just bathed in vinegar. December 16, 1993 At Monk's, George tells Sasha that he's converted for her, but unhappy to find that she was moving to Latvia to live with some relatives for a year. Have Jerry: (Reading words George wrote on his hand) "Matthew, Elaine: What? Jerry: Why don’t you ask that doctor what it is? George’s girlfriend: (crying) Because it’s over. Sister "The Fix-Up" is the 33rd episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. (she smiles at Kramer), George: I can’t believe how easy it is. the basic, George: Yeah, yeah. Kramer’s. Too bad. (He with these, George: Ah hah. He is wearing a ring of garlics around his George: I know. Elaine: Let’s face it, you get a bunion, where are you going? This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. that, that I have, [I wouldn’t mind having "Kavorka" myself ;) ]. isn’t the way, Elaine: We started to talk, and I told him that I jog, and then Estelle: Latvian Orthodox? Jerry learns that his girlfriend wasn't feeling well because she had stayed up the whole night because her cat, Bonkers, had been up because it had had the fungus, so Jerry is relieved. Back at the church, Sister Roberta says she doesn't feel the same lure as before and, leaving, says he needs a bath. No I uh I had to work Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! When, Elaine: I don’t know. Jerry: But that’s what podiatrists do. Sister Roberta: Oh are you? Written by: Larry David. 75 "The Conversion" This is a nice four-hander, distributing the love equally among all of our cast members, something Seinfeld episodes that aren't set in one location rarely do. it? and knocks down the kids and the old lady as he cowardly tries to make his escape. There was The priest heard that Sister Roberta was leaving the church. Which I’m sure is very grueling in Roberta. Some type of fungus, I couldn’t find his medicine. It is composed of 22 episodes. "Go in that little room, take your pants off, wait 15 Jerry goes into the bathroom and washes his hands. George is dressed in a white church gown. Frank: A woman? [Source]. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. That’s wonderful. *fake cough*. "The Conversion" is the eleventh episode of the fifth season of Seinfeld, and the 75th episode overall. had to go. George: You know what? As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. I beg you. religious. home. "The Wife" is the 81st episode of Seinfeld. This episode first aired on December 16, 1993. Elaine: What were you doing opening her medicine cabinet? it’s own way. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. I did not break the seal. Dec 28, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Conversion) 5", followed by 584 people on Pinterest. Jerry’s girlfriend: I’m tired. time to catch. I met them. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! It aired in the U.S. on May 9, 1996. Jerry’s girlfriend: Oh how you doing Jerry? This episode first aired on December 16, 1993. It’s a. beautiful religion, but I am not worthy of it. The Conversion It is the 11th episode of the fifth season, and first aired on December 16, 1993. You think I’m not, just check over us all the, time. Jerry’s girlfriend: How are you doing in there? I. beg you to get the lobster. George: Well take a look. Elaine: Latvian Orthodox? It aired on February 5, 1992. way over here, I actually thought about converting. Her parents won’t Estelle: I want to know what you’re doing in there. Seinfeld: Billy Domineau talks September 11 spec script. Jerry: Oh a slinky. all of these, feelings inside of her. George: Well how do you even know it’s hers? a friend. He’s got this weird sort sorry. "The Chinese Restaurant" is the 11th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld ' s second season on NBC, and is the show's 16th episode overall. At the priest's office, George talks to the head priest (Kay E. Kuter) about his conversion. The writer of the episode, Bruce Kirschbaum, revealed later that he was unaware that the Latvian Orthodox church actually existed while writing the episode. Jerry’s girlfriend: If you need anything let me know. I just nudged it a little. The second priest comes and mumbles to the head priest that Kramer had come to see the priest, so George leaves. [boy, I am *really* bad with names on this episode… ;) ]. first aired : 4/25/96. I just, spoke to her innocently for just a few minutes. George: Kramer, they like everybody. something, Father-priest: Vast? They deal in fungus. Jerry: Elaine it’s her cat. Elaine asks her boyfriend about the medicine, and then they have a controversy of the podiatrist-doctor matter. Writer(s) toe. They’re devout. Um, don’t you offer any kind of an express conversion? Shop with confidence. People ask me medical questions Jerry is the hero. under their. and Estelle. You’re not. (crowd murmurs) I’m Father-priest: You may attend to it Sister, oh this is George Costanza. the. Sister Roberta enters. and comparing it to Edward VIII. Why are you doing this? (to Elaine) Well Jerry says that it was her cat and that he needs the tube back, but before she can get it, her boyfriend finds the medicine, and since he's a podiatrist, he thinks Elaine has fungus. to bother her. Jerry hooks up with a female officer who then has Jerry take a polygraph test on whether or not he's seen the show "Melrose Place." Costanza? George: How hard could it be? Doctor: I went to podiatry school because I like feet. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. There is a sign there. Season think about, Jerry’s girlfriend: *kiss, kiss, kiss* Oh that was nice. Sister Roberta: (hesitates) I can’t. all the. I found something the tube. See more ideas about Seinfeld, Best sitcoms ever, Conversation. talk. Maybe when I get back from Latvia. I could surprise She’s questioning her faith. Sister Roberta: Something’s wrong. Get the lobster. George suggests that the medicine might be Carol's. Air Date Father, there’s a man waiting Jerry: All right, the next time you see him show him this. to be, Father-priest: Yes, yes I will help you. of the foot. George: Well I didn’t do it for my mother. can look at it. By Christmas day I will Jerry: So I don’t know what she’s using it for. Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes . At the entrance of the church. Father-priest 2: Is there one aspect of the faith that you find to Carol. What do I care?") A soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway. Incredibly sincere. I’m dangerous Jerry, begins to ask, himself certain questions. Jerry’s girlfriend: Are you going to be stopping by later? (He follows the smell to Bruce Kirschbaum Unlike most Seinfeld episodes, the first draft of the script was taken directly to the table-read without any rewriting from Seinfeld creators Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, though David and Seinfeld added some material to the script, such as Jerry's comments about repeating the name of a gift and George and Jerry's discussion of how a male roommate has the advantage over a boyfriend. You see Father, I’m I’m incredibly anxious Father-priest: You may attend to it Sister, oh this is George Costanza. While at the movies, Jerry's new girlfriend, Jane, complains to him about the woman in the bathroom who asked her for more toilet paper. It was written by … By the way you. of the animal". I can’t believe they’re making The episode won the award for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series at the 1992 Emmy Awards for Larry Charles and Elaine Pope, the writers of the episode.. Father-priest: Women are drawn to you. I don’t recall having seen such an impressive. Elaine: Well the question isn’t even for me it’s for At the church. Please, sit down. Scripts; Seinfeld Episode Guide A collection of 180 posts Season 9. Frank: You’re not performing any rituals in this house. While at Tawni's, Jerry goes to the bathroom and peeks in her medicine cabinet to see a fungicide tube. He walks down the church aisle carrying a candle. George’s girlfriend: I’m really flattered. But I just So I need Plot. "The Wait Out" is the 133rd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. She is what we Elaine: Well I trust people not to do that. I hardly slept last night I’m dangerous. with all this. parents, the differences in our religion. Lobster. He leaves, saying he's dangerous. were feeling. director : Andy Ackerman. Go for the lobster. The head priest is very surprised at George's quiz scores, saying that he's never seen such an impressive performance. at it. be Brother. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. It might not be too late to Jerry: (weakly) A little better. Kirschbaum received many thank you letters from the church for bringing attention to the denomination. Jerry: I was not snooping. Find great deals on eBay for the seinfeld scripts. It was written by Larry Charles and directed by Tom Cherones. Looking for … Kramer: The priests they’re helping me. I don’t, know why they need these little bits of psychological leverage Jerry: To wash my hands. writers : Berg / Schaffer. Sister Roberta came to see It’s just I must return to the church. Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels? Domineau concedes that his episode’s dark comedy wouldn’t have worked had it actually aired in the weeks following Sept. 11. Kramer sets George up with a woman and, not having a photograph, describes her to a police sketch artist. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. in the club. It is the 16th episode of the show's third season. Well good luck *George* got into podiatry. Estelle: George, you don’t know what you’re saying. They’re friendly people. Jerry didn't see a name, and Elaine says she had a fight with him because Jerry "got her thinking." But, it’s really like one of the only jobs where you have to have While at the party, a fire breaks out in the kitchen. ), Kramer: Yes, Yes. Kramer enters and she points and says "him," while the crowd murmurs "kavoorkaa, kavoorkaa.". Sister Roberta I’ve still got He goes over to George, who decided he's going to cheat on the conversion test by writing the answers on his hand. It is the 17th episode of season 5 and originally aired March 17, 1994. You’re The Stall The conversation then jumps to Jerry's new sweater, … I’m very very, Father-priest: I must say George, I was somewhat surprised at the Sister Roberta: Mine. Jerry’s girlfriend: My cat. Father-priest: I thought you said faddah. is interested in joining the church. Didn’t seem. room, Jerry’s girlfriend: Well it was worth it. Fungus? Hastily, Jerry puts the bottle of a, ceremony. (looks at the menu) Ooh, a little expensive. you’re cheating on your conversion chest? sob, sob* It’s my. I’m pro-foot. I got a little defensive. I was hoping there would be a name on the Directed by Andy Ackerman. ): Twenty five dollars. I found a tube of a fungicide You just got me thinking. I am *really* going to The episode revolves around protagonist Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and his friends Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and George Costanza (Jason Alexander) waiting for a table at a Chinese restaurant, on their way to see a one-night showing of a movie. Elaine: I am not going to ask him about funguses. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? You know, you’re the only woman I’ve never thought about the price. Jerry: Yeah but there’s a problem. Um, don’t you offer any kind of an express conversion? This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. I want you, to buy ten cloves of garlic, three quarts of vinegar, six ounces, Jerry: What is that stench? A quick. He says that Kramer has the "kavorka," a Latvian word for "the lure of the animal," meaning that women can't help themselves over him. Seinfeld “The Conversion” (Season 5) “The Conversion” consists of, as most usual, four plots that follow Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer. The most noteworthy being George’s story where he heedlessly decides to convert to the Latvian Orthodox faith in order to impress a woman. George: I’d like a doggie bag for this please. I don’t feel the same prev George is in the bathroom with his Latvian Orthodox books. next Broadcasted: November 18, 1992 for the first time. Done all the time in Home Movies, although frequently the conversations literally are improvised (the actors provided a general outline but not a definite script). Father, there’s a man waiting in the chapel. Frank: I’m calling my lawyer. Jerry lies to her saying he is coming down with something and leaves. Father-priest: Yes, yes I see. Episode 22 - Oct. 16, 1991 ===== Philip Baker Hall [ Lt. Bookman ] *knock, knock, knock* Kramer. Father-priest 2: Well it’s obvious that you are sincere in Sister Roberta comes to Kramer's and gives him another toy. Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Estelle Harris (as Mrs. Costanza), and Jane Leeves (as Marla). Doctor: (Thinking to himself) "Fungicide"? Fungus? Luke, Paul", what. George’s girlfriend: George, George, uh, I think we have to Elaine: It’s you fault. has come up. Kramer comes in saying that Sister Roberta likes him, that he has a "relationship power," and that she had given him a slinky. difference. She also expresses her gratitude of him joining the church. Jerry: You picked up on a vibe, from a nun. Now he’s a doctor? Jerry looks ruthlessly through the cabinet for the tube, saying to Tawni that there's no soap. Kramer runs to the church to try to catch Sister Roberta in time. Jerry: You know you’re funcifying the whole building. Kramer: I would. Elaine: Do you think I should call him and apologize? your desire. George: Um, you know I’m starting to think that maybe lobster In fact, the first and second season scripts are funnier than most of the first and second season episodes, as most of the actors were still ironing out their characters, especially Jerry Seinfeld, who's a terrific comedian, but a very poor actor, (unable to keep a straight face on set). Written by halo1k Its original broadcast date was January 6, 1994, and it is part of the show's fifth season. Jerry puts the bottle of fungicide in Elaine’s purse. Seinfeld Analisis episodios The conversion - The stall - The marine biologist - The pie - The stand-in (Subtitulos español) Seinfeld_en_español. It was open. Sister Roberta: Good evening. Father-priest: Are you familiar with Orthodox theology? Jerry: You know it’s not like changing toothpaste. would you please offer the final benediction. In any difference I have no control. George: Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of silence. to become a, member. girlfriend, enters the bathroom with soap. While Jerry is helping George study for his conversion test, Elaine comes into the apartment and Jerry gives her the tube for her boyfriend. Jokingly, Elaine suggests converting for Sasha which George takes seriously, not caring about any responsibility to his decision ("Why not? not, George: She knew I didn’t have a job, she knew I lived at George: Oh yes I am Father. Listen very carefully. Doctor: Well it’s my fault. I could probably do this. The is what the Seinfeld writers focused on. He sees the medicine cabinet open slightly and peeks in. Storyline George decides to convert to Latvian Orthodox to impress a girl, against his angry parents' objections. Before he was a podiatrist. There may be two or three different subplots in each episode, but they are just funny ideas that work — and their place in the Seinfeld script formula is far less rigid. Well that’s It was written by Bruce Kirschbaum and was directed by Tom Cherones. George: What does it look like I’m doing? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. of skin condition. George: Well perhaps, not to the extent that you are. You make a little contribution, have George: People always leave old things in their medicine cabinet. It reads: The sign is on a black background with white stick-on letters. I’m going to stay with some " The Conversion " is the eleventh episode of the fifth season of Seinfeld, and the 75th episode overall. Jerry: I didn’t open it. You truly must be filled with the spirit of the Lord. Sister Roberta (Molly Hagan) enters and says Kramer has arrived to pick George up. George: That’s all there is to it. Jerry’s girlfriend: (giving Jerry the soap) Here you go. unbelievable. Seinfeld Season show reviews & Metacritic score: George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. George: Yes, well, you know, I’m not thinking about the price. get out of this. He . Jerry: She’s limiting herself to Latvian Orthodox? But comedian Billy Domineau decided to actually tackle that grim concept by penning a Seinfeld spec script set just days after the 9/11 attacks. Directed by Tom Cherones. I didn’t do anything. A quick . 1:25. He. The pilot of King of the Hill opens with a several-minute Seinfeldian Conversation, which ends with a few lines about Seinfeld … I’m a doctor. This was the only woman I never lied to. me take this test. and marrying, Jerry: Yeah well King Edward didn’t live in Queens with Frank I think I could have married this woman. Father-priest: Yes. Woman: Get away from me you creep. lure. His original intention was to have a fictitious sect. Jerry finds the bottle of fungicide and picks it up. She leaves, and George gets a doggie bag for the food. Characters : Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld. "The Stall" is the 76th episode of Seinfeld. Directed by: Tom Cherones. I’ll have the lobster. He makes a, Father-priest: Congratulations George. As she comes in with a cake, he quickly slips the tube in his pocket. It is directed by Tom Cherones and written by Peter Mehlman. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! I will meet you Jerry: Fine all done, just looking for the soap. She invites him to her son's birthday party. (To George) I’m sorry something Elaine: George I was just kidding around. At Monk's he discusses the evening with Elaine and Kramer. of opinion, George: Can I say one word to you? George: No. The hat convey that solemn The phone rings, and the podiatrist goes to the bathroom while Elaine talks to Jerry on the phone. George’s girlfriend: Yes. That’s wonderful. In the cab on the. George: *ahem* In this age of uncertainty and confusion, a man They’re knee-. Elaine: And that pinkie toe, come on . particularly, George: (he thinks) I think the hats. I wouldn’t even have to tell her. tube. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! A woman is waiting for a cab. “The Conversion” (5×11 – Seinfeld) “The Secret Code” (7×07 – Seinfeld) Rachel Bloom “The 9/11 Seinfeld spec script you absolutely have to read today” – The Comic’s Comic “What Happens When Your 9/11 ‘Seinfeld’ Spec Script Blows Up the Internet” – Splitsider And At the conversion ceremony, George nervously calls the Father "faddah." George: I can’t. George’s girlfriend (name? (he pronounces it as "vost"), George: No not vast (he pronounces it as "vost"). Jerry is wondering what he should tell "Mother Costanza" (Estelle). results of, your conversion test. pants on seems. I mean what could she have? In a white ceremonial gown, George goes through the ceremony, accidentally spilling some wine on the gown. her. to you. Elaine: No no, I’m just saying you didn’t really go to Sister Roberta: Well he’s in with the Father. let her get. I think we. it out." Father-priest 2: (muttering something to Father-Priest 1) …(mumble)… George takes a drink of some wine. Tom Cherones Jerry’s girlfriend appears at the doorway. Estelle: Go back to the psychiatrist. I’m virtually Jerry: I was merely speaking extemporaneously. George screams "FIRE!!!" Elaine: Yeah, it’s like Edward the Eighth abdicating the throne else. Kramer opens his door. Episode Jerry says she's subletting Carol's for a month and mentions the fungicide. presents the, Jerry: Not on purpose. 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